Statistically speaking, vagina is more abundant than dick. However, many dick owners place a high value on vagina, therefore increasing demand and creating the appearance of a dick surplus. A dick bubble.
maybe i should get a “dick is abundant and low value” tattoo
I know right?
I think it should be printed on a certificate and handed out when you get your Hep B or HPV vac. Or like a key chain fob.
and you thought Warp 7 was serious business
I read “skiving knives” and all I can think of is knives designed to remove underwear. Without flesh-wounds, naturally.It’s totally the tag line of a feminine heroine. “Book Binding by day. Bar tending by night. Justice in the streets and in the sheets.” …or something like that.
I could seriously flay a man with my skiving knives, and I know interesting things to do with gall bladders.
Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”
If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek girl” nonsense, not…